1. daximed:

    Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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  2. srkdall:

    5265ad:

    I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

    Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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  3. gayan1983:

    Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!” Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!” Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”

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  4. Anonymous said: What turns you on?

    fearthenose:

    Short-handed goals

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  5. You attract the right things when you have a sense of who you are.
    – Amy Poehler  (via underneath-the-southern-moon)

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  7. Anonymous said: yo man what sort of drugs do you take

    wolfofromania:

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  9. Inheritance Of Plumage Colors In Andalusian Fowls

    fakescience:

    Inheritance Of Plumage Colors In Andalusian Fowls

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